17 March 2008

If You Like Lolzcats

Some late-night funny.


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Just For Self-Defense

The 57-year-old man who was in a coma after being exposed to a deadly poison in his hotel room has told his brother it was just "for self-defense".

"He just confirmed that it was not intended for anybody," Erich Bergendorff said in a telephone interview from his home north of San Diego in Escondido "It was something that would be used for his own purposes, for self-defense."

Ricin is illegal for individuals to make or possess any reason.  Saying it was for self-defense is ludicrous.

Police say they also found firearms in the room, along with castor beans — from which ricin is derived — and four "anarchists cookbooks" in the room, marked at sections describing how to make ricin. But officials have said they have not found evidence in the motel room or elsewhere of contamination and have downplayed the possibility that Roger Bergendorff posed a threat.

Nope, just a patriotic American attempting to exercise his Second Amendment rights and being oppressed by our fascist government.  I really hate the MSM... really.  They'll downplay domestic terrorism because
'that's what the police told them'... but call the police and the administration liars and incompetents when the story disturbs their narrative.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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Gals... Want A Free Whistle?

The Tourism Ministry of Phuket is going to distribute free whistles to all female tourists after a recent murder.

The whistles are part of a campaign to increase security on Phuket, one of Thailand's most popular tourist destinations, after the shocking killing of 27-year-old Hanna Charlotta Backlund of Sweden, said Tourism Minister Weerasak Kohsurat.

How about giving out free handguns for their visit instead?  Just sayin'

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CFO Of Clinton Library Building Company Goes Missing

Let the conspiracy theories commence!  The CFO of the company which built the Clinton Library has gone missing.

"He may be under some kind of compulsion ... some kind of blackmail, that's a scenario you could dream up," said his brother, Roger Glasgow. "We're not suggesting any of these scenarios because we just don't know. But it does open up a Pandora's box of possibilities."

The company is undergoing an audit, but says that there is no money missing.


Weeks before his disappearance, his wife Melinda found him pacing in their kitchen as the end-of-the-year audit period approached. Dillard's had sent "absolutely relentless" auditors to review CDI's books, she said.

Nothing to see here, move along.  He just went "walkabout".
  It will be interesting if the Obama campaign mentions this at all to draw attention away from his ties to Rezko.

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... You Might Be A Nurse

My son is entering Nursing School this summer and I wanted to share these with him... most of these have been around a while so attribution is impossible.  They're a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" schtick.

If you've ever spent more money on a stethoscope than a video camera... you might be a nurse.

If you mumble to yourself, "Great veins!" when looking at the arms of complete strangers... you might be a nurse.

If you believe that the more equipment a doctor carries, the newer they are... you might be a nurse.

If you wash your hands before going to the bathroom... you might be a nurse.

If you ever get scared when a child is quiet... you might be a nurse.

If you've ever been tempted to choke the life out of someone who thinks the night shift is boring because, "All the patients do is sleep"... you might be a nurse.
more...

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16 March 2008

Conservative Belle And "This Blog Supports..."

Via doubleplusundead and the Palm Sunday edition of Links Around The Moronosphere,
Conservative Belle has a great post on why we shouldn't support politicians who don't follow conservative principles.  Read it and leave a comment to show your support.

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"Rush Democrats" Are A Bad Idea

Watching the Democratic primaries go through their meltdown has really been fun and it's not over yet.  But something has been bothering me about conservatives switching parties to vote for Hillary in the Democratic primaries.  Even if they're registered as an Independent, voting for someone you don't want to win is a bad idea.

I understand the strategic reasons for doing it and certainly can't dispute the results.  This has been as divisive a campaign season as I've ever seen, especially for the Democrats.  Keeping Hillary in has helped keep focus on the major flaws of the entire progressive movement.  This is fine as far as it goes... the more scrutiny the better.  I don't think Obama would have been hit nearly as hard on the Rezko connection, his wife's blunders, or his "spiritual adviser" if Hillary wasn't there to stoke the flames of identity politics.

I'm also going to avoid the, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it" reasoning.  You've probably also heard, "We need to be better than they are" speeches, "They do it too" excuses, "Ends justifies the means" platitudes, and the always-ready standby "That's politics" rationalization.  All of those have a measure of truth to them and are worthy of consideration.  None are very convincing to me however.

This is the biggest reason it is a mistake to cross-over and meddle in the Democratic primary.  One of the early statistics that so disheartened Republicans and convinced many that they had no chance in November was the sheer number of Democratic voters.  This trend has continued throughout the primary season... Democratic turnout has been pretty  consistently twice the Republicans, or higher.  That is unlikely to change because the Republican nomination is clinched and the Democrats' is still being fiercely contested.

The media and the nutroots see this huge turnout as validation of the progressive movement and are emboldened.  It makes the moonbats look more mainstream than they really are.  With "Rush Democrats" adding to these numbers, it's going to be difficult to advance a conservative agenda.  The progressives will feel stronger than they actually are and be less likely to give up an inch on any issue.  With the encouragement of the MSM at every step, the meme will be, "We're the majority, look at the numbers we turned out in support of our agenda."

With the Republican Party already abandoning conservative principles, why would we conservatives make things harder on ourselves?

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John Edwards After Kerry Endorsed Obama

Ok, finding comedy gold tonight.  This looks old, but I hadn't seen it before.  Fair warning -- language  NSFW!!!




I can almost feel the flames already.  Why couldn't I have found these on a Friday night? 

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Tips From Eliot Spitzer

Ok, I'm just wrong for posting this, I admit it.  I don't really care about the whole controversy and wasn't going to post on it.  And on a Sunday no less... I'm going to hell.



It's funny though. 
(Afterthought... possibly NSFW - subject, depending on where you work)

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15 March 2008

Quote Of The Day

Can you spell irony Senator?  Hypocrite.

The Arizona senator said it showed that his fellow Republicans were "not responding to the will of the people."

McCain -- Feingold
McCain -- Kennedy
McCain -- Lieberman

"Fellow Republicans" my left pinkie toe.  The main thrust of the article is right, I expect there will be an attempt to disrupt the elections by al Qaeda as I've said before.  That doesn't make him any less of a hypocrite.

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