18 May 2008

Oh Noes!!!! We're Doomed!

Prince Charles is the latest "big-name" (feh!) to get sucked-in by the global-warming/climate-change/AGW/muddy-thinking imbeciles and proclaim that unless something is done RIGHT NOW!!!!, catastrophe will strike us all down.

"We will end up seeing more drought and starvation on a grand scale. Weather patterns will become even more terrifying and there will be less and less rainfall," he said.

"We are asking for something pretty dreadful unless we really understand the issues now and [the] urgency of them." The Prince said the rainforests, which provide the "air conditioning system for the entire planet", releasing water vapour and absorbing carbon, were being lost to poor farmers desperate to make a living.

So, how much money is it going to cost to avoid all the children and little puppies getting killed by "weather"?

He estimated that the cost would be about £15 billion a year but said that this should be viewed as an insurance policy for the whole world. "That is roughly just under one per cent of all the insurance premiums paid in the world in any one year. It is an insurance premium to ensure the world has some rainfall and reasonable weather patterns. It is a good deal."

£15 billion?  What's that in real money?  Lessee, carry the one... and then divide... ok, about $29,366,850,698.93 (yes, I cheated... sue me).  Yeah, that's a good deal... just not for regular people.  It's a good deal for socialist, power-hungry government scam artists (sometimes known as liberals) who can redistribute wealth, mostly into their own pockets.

So, why does Chuck feel the need to speak up?

He conceded that at times he had been forced to keep his counsel when he would have liked to have spoken out. "You learn as you go along. I am going to be 60 this year. I would be a blinding idiot if I had not learnt a bit by now."

I can live with that.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 04:33:17 | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 Sometimes that man/boy makes me embarrassed to be a Brit. Then I forget all about him again. He's been saying stupid things for years now...we try to ignore him. Gently

Posted by: sillyblindharper at 18 May 2008@05:17:22 (5+XEL)

2

He should try to be more like his Mom. Or his sons.  Or anybody who isn't an addle-brained twit.

I probably could have been a bit more gentle.  Sorry Gentle Lady.

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Posted by: Stashiu3 at 18 May 2008@05:32:31 (Q5ggV)

3 The Prince said the rainforests, which provide the "air conditioning system for the entire planet", releasing water vapour and absorbing carbon, were being lost to poor farmers desperate to make a living.

That's right.  Let the farmers starve,  as long as we can hug a tree.
Most greenies at least have the sense to blame Big Evul Corporations, so their insensitivity isn't quite so blatant. 

There are times when I've agreed with him--like when he claimed that modern architecture is mostly ugly--but most of the time he should observe the rule of royalty--shut up unless you know it's totally inoffensive and not even a jihadi will get upset.

Posted by: kishnevi at 18 May 2008@16:40:19 (vbyOY)

4 " releasing water vapour and absorbing carbon"

Ahh, water vapor is a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2. If he believes global warming is a threat then it would seem he should be in favor of logging or burning these forests to reduce the water vapor pollution.

Twit!

Posted by: Machinist at 18 May 2008@17:05:39 (yFIK0)

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Hi kishnevi, a jihadi can manufacture angst, anger, and upset out of anything.

Mac, if you insist on bringing science into the argument you're going to end up in the Tower of London.  (He can do that, can't he Harper?)  If I end up there with you, you're going to be joining our Gentle Lady on the ban-roster here (you know... she's never complained about it either... good sport, eh?)

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 18 May 2008@17:14:24 (Q5ggV)

6 Actually I have already been banned, twice!

Posted by: Machinist at 18 May 2008@17:33:58 (yFIK0)

7

Not from here Sir.  Only our Harper has that honor so far.  She was banned here before she managed it over at the Wheel.

heh.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 18 May 2008@17:51:01 (Q5ggV)

8 True, Sir. I remember you sucking up. (Not that I blame you)

Posted by: Machinist at 18 May 2008@18:02:52 (yFIK0)

9 Sucking up... I'm hurt (and totally busted, bwahahaha!!)

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 18 May 2008@20:30:34 (Q5ggV)

10 "That's right. Let the farmers starve, as long as we can hug a tree."
And if y'all don't already know how I feel about that sentiment, let me remind you~
The kind of idiot that indulges in that kind of thinking shouldn't be allowed to make any more complex decisions than whether to have the macaroni and cheese out of a box, or the ravioli out of a can for lunch.

Posted by: EW1(SG) at 18 May 2008@20:49:11 (YcNsA)

11 Hey, we could make a very cozy hang-out in the Tower. What a great place to set up a proper library. I get the big room at the top! We could do some serious science with a building like that. You know, it was an armory once. BOOM! Look! A Chicken!

No princes allowed...

Posted by: sillyblindharper at 19 May 2008@00:55:25 (5+XEL)

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 19 May 2008@00:58:55 (Q5ggV)

Posted by: Machinist at 19 May 2008@01:36:51 (yFIK0)

14 SBH, you can take the armory.  But I claim first dibs on the building where they keep the crown jewels.  I could use some serious bling.

Posted by: kishnevi at 19 May 2008@10:28:44 (DqtzB)

15 Ok, Kishnevi, you've got the crown jewels but save a bezoar for me. I could get myself poisoned if we start dabbling in chemistry. I'm pretty rusty.

Posted by: sillyblindharper at 20 May 2008@02:35:23 (5+XEL)

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