29 February 2008

OK, There is One Way I'd Vote For McCain

I've been pretty anti-McCain, I'll admit.  I have stated that I don't trust him and don't agree with most of his policies.  When forced to defend him, I've held my nose while doing so.  Up until now though, I have been adamant in my position that I would never, ever vote for him.

Now, I understand the "for the good of the Party" opinion... that's why I left the GOP.  I also understand the "but the other guy/girl is worse" argument, but I don't really see much difference.  And I honestly understand that "the enemy of the Good is the Perfect" and getting everything you want isn't always possible, but I didn't see much good interfering with perfection.

These last few weeks have been enlightening.  I've seen many fervent conservatives start to come around and back McCain.  The mood has seemed to shift from, "We're going to get killed in November" to "There's no way Obama can beat McCain."  On the other hand, I have not moved one millimeter, not one... until I had a thought today... a thought that would swing me around 180 degrees and ensure my wholehearted and unreserved support for McCain.

I want to be the next appointment to the Supreme Court.  I think people are tired of lawyers messing up the law.  We need a clear, conservative majority on the court and I promise never to waver.  If something is stupid/liberal, I'll call it that out loud and vote "NO", overpowering the liberal minority, shaming them into voting what should be common sense.  There won't be anymore Kelo Decisions, Hamdi, or other liberal lunacy.

Confirmation?  No problem.  I'm certain to get 95% of the American people behind me (the hardcore 5% of moonbats aren't going to change for anything since insanity is safe and pleasant for them, it's reality that's scary) and they will rise up to force my confirmation.  How do I intend to get such a vast majority of people to support me?  A little lesson I learned over at Ace's HQ... FY, NQ.  Any question asked by some idiot (more commonly referred to as Senator) gets that as my answer... Fuck You, Next Question.  I don't care if they're asking how old I am, it's FY, NQ.  That's something the American People will support because it shows I possess something that 99.99% of Washington D.C. doesn't... sense.  Sense enough to know that these jokers aren't qualified to judge anyone, much less a judge.

So, if John McCain wants my vote that's how he can get it.  If he has any questions... FY, NQ.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 16:51:00 | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Stashiu3 for the Supreme Court!  

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 29 February 2008@17:46:17 (68v+0)

2

When I become president, you're so my first nominee...

Posted by: swj719 at 29 February 2008@20:28:57 (Rh/RM)

3 But how would you get the ABA to rate you?

Besides, I think you'd be much better fitted to be POTUS, not SCOTUS.  On SCOTUS, you'd have to put up with eight windbags; as POTUS, only you have the right to be a windbag.

Also, in terms of experience, political philosophy, and general intelligence, you certainly are better qualified than any of the troika now offered to us.

Posted by: kishnevi at 29 February 2008@20:30:21 (yQsq1)

4

Hey kishnevi,

I'd give the ABA their rating of me... zero.  Or they could just ask me questions.

I wouldn't ever want to be POTUS, you have to associate with such a low class of people.  I think we need a few non-lawyers on SCOTUS and every single one we have is sincere and well-intentioned, even when I disagree with them.  I still don't get how this group came up with Kelo though... nobody around to say, "Wake Up!!! This is a no-brainer!"

I could do that. 

Thank you for the kind words sir, you hold your own as well.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 29 February 2008@21:17:42 (tarqT)

5 But how would you get the ABA to rate you?

He wouldn't, he'd just say FYNQ to the committee.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 29 February 2008@21:43:46 (68v+0)

6 I'd support you for the Ninth Circuit.

Posted by: DRJ at 01 March 2008@16:26:24 (KBxnL)

7 You've got my vote!
Oh wait, I don't get to vote.  I'm just one of the 'little pee-pul' too benighted to breathe the rarefied air of the upper echelons of gubmint.

Let me know when the confirmation hearing is, I'll pay good money to attend that! 

Posted by: Paddy O'Furnijur at 01 March 2008@16:57:51 (DyUi6)

8

I'd support you for the Ninth Circuit.

Heh, better weather too... hmmmm.

Let me know when the confirmation hearing is, I'll pay good money to attend that! 

Paddy me boyo, no worries.  Your tickets would come as freebies with the Gerbil Package.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at 01 March 2008@18:02:53 (tarqT)

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